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Wed, 14 Dec 2005 09:27:10 GMT

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Name: Alex

Town: Rockland

Waste of time and blah blah blah

Tue, 04 Oct 2005 12:25:25 GMT

Well fuck...I've decided to browse through my old entries for nostalgia even though it was just over a year ago. Things were better then. I don't know what the fuck is wrong anymore. Motivation is lacking...

In other news, livejournal causes herpes. True story.

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Fri, 03 Jun 2005 04:54:38 GMT

I was at Fry's Electronics with Danny and Noah today and we wandered into the section with all the rooms with the nice TVs and stereo systems. We check out some of the rooms but I didn't go into #1. I looked inside the window as I was walking by and saw Real Sex playing. I saw boobs and some pubes. A few seconds after I let Danny and Noah know, a Fry's worker came out going "ahh man" as I laughed.

Tue, 08 Mar 2005 09:53:19 GMT

I got an iRiver MP3 player and it is neat.

I haven't been getting much sleep lately so I feel pretty shitty.

Went to Natalie's birthday party at the Olive Garden on Saturday. Someone drew me on their DS pictochat but I was dead or something. Mike wrote "Alex is a loser" because he though Kristin had it. Fun times were had.

Tue, 25 Jan 2005 23:07:30 GMT

Dear Maren,

You just got served!

Thu, 20 Jan 2005 10:41:29 GMT

It has been a while since I've last updated. Not that much has gone on except for my trip to LA and Vegas.

I couldn't sleep for the first 30-40 hours when we were on the road. I think I only got a half hour of sleep during that time. It was terrible. I finally got to sleep at Lorenzo's Aunt's house. Upon waking up, I took my time to actually get off the floor. Lorenzo wanted me up then, so she told his niece to kick me. The second time she kicked me, she got me in the butthole.

LA was pretty decent. I got to go to the arcade I've been wanting to in Rowland Heights. It was a bitch to find because of the crappy Mapquest directions. The town is almost all Asian and I only saw like 3 non Asian people there. We did this and that going from Riverside to LA over a course of 3 days.

Vegas...what can I say? One word sums up the city and the trip there as a whole: crap. I hated it there. We were in the ghetto most of the time. I got a little worried when I saw a shopping cart with all this garbage in the road, along with a cinder block. Lorenzo's god mother wanted us to steal a car. She sold the car to this one guy and he stopped paying her. The whole idea was fucked up since she wanted us to pull a gun out on the guy to intimidate him so he would get out of the car. Luckily that didn't happen. Mark and Lorenzo were in charge of trying to steal it back when Devin and I would be in my car. Things didn't go so well and he saw us trying to take it. He got in and Lorenzo's god mother got in too. He then went off somewhere. Lorenzo wanted me to block the driveway with my car which was a crappy idea. The guy eventually gave up and she got the car.

Tue, 30 Nov 2004 11:41:08 GMT

Hilarious

Sat, 13 Nov 2004 13:30:41 GMT

My computer is fucked up (I'm going to blame Tim because I found all sorts of shit he would be installing) so I'm going to have to format. I guess I needed to do it eventually since I don't remember the last time I actually formated this computer.

Fri, 15 Oct 2004 07:14:23 GMT

This video is hilarious. Do yourself a favor and download it.

http://media.skoopy.com/vids/vid_00272.wmv

Tue, 12 Oct 2004 10:20:43 GMT

For Mark:

http://www.iheartmorganwebb.com/extras/?loadapps=extras&div=fhm_2004

I have nothing else to say for some reason...

Sun, 03 Oct 2004 10:51:42 GMT

I saw Eraserhead and it was pretty good. I liked the sound most of all. Sounds like the first Silent Hill.

Apple juice has a bad after-taste but a good during-taste.

Sun, 26 Sep 2004 09:57:55 GMT

I saw "Shaun of the Dead" and it was a great movie. I got carded and I accepted it but I asked if Natalie, Phillip or Joe had got carded as well. They didn't and I felt 15. Boo! While we were there, some shithead broke into Phillip's car and stole things. Natalie bought Katamari Damacy and it is very fun.

I find myself getting in more and more arguments with my mom. It's trivial shit too. For instance, she came home from the store and said hi to me but I didn't say anything back. Then I asked what was for dinner and she said "So you aren't going to say hi but you're going to ask what's for dinner?" to which I replied "Yes". Sometimes I don't feel like talking especially when I'm insanely hungry.

Fri, 24 Sep 2004 06:34:32 GMT

Eerie Indiana on DVD October 12th!

I wish Are You Afraid of the Dark? would come out on DVD too.

Thu, 23 Sep 2004 00:14:48 GMT

Story of the year

Fri, 17 Sep 2004 09:13:19 GMT

This week has been a complete hell.

Sun, 12 Sep 2004 10:34:53 GMT

Thu, 09 Sep 2004 10:47:25 GMT

I'm going insane with boredom.

Fri, 03 Sep 2004 07:37:24 GMT

My parents are leaving Sunday for Hawaii. It's about damn time. The only thing that sucks is Tim will have his damn friends over more often.

Thu, 02 Sep 2004 09:51:21 GMT

I have 5 Gmail invites if anyone wants one.

Wed, 01 Sep 2004 05:28:11 GMT

I found this picture hilarious.

The desks at school are really uncomfortable. Maybe it is that I haven't sat in one for a year and a half or so.

Sat, 28 Aug 2004 23:54:02 GMT

Ugh.

Fri, 27 Aug 2004 07:51:24 GMT

Some girl in some art gallery at school laughed weird. I was a bit freaked out.

American Military History or whatever they call it is a pretty neat class but the teacher is a bit of a nut. He made fun of the French and Canadians in one class. Then he explained how he messed up his foot by fighting in Iraq. After that, he told us that he really fell down the stairs to get breakfast. Hilarious.

I spent an hour on the grass watching some Japanese foreign exchange students talk because I was waiting for my class and had nothing better to do.

Mon, 23 Aug 2004 04:38:33 GMT

I went to Scandia for that Regal thing because managers could invite a guest (and Andrew M. invite me) and it was pretty fun.

I watched "Sloshed In Translation" which was Dave Attell's Insomniac show in Tokyo. I so want to go. Perhaps the summer of 2005.

School is tomorrow. At least I have one class and it's at 5pm.

Sat, 21 Aug 2004 08:45:38 GMT

Raisin bread rocks. I set a half stick of butter on the side of the toaster so the heat would make it softer (after being in the fridge) and used it like a marker on the bread.

Fri, 20 Aug 2004 03:29:12 GMT

Whoa.

http://sacbee.com/content/news/story/10428779p-11348329c.html

That's my cousin (from the Canadian side) who I haven't seen in at least 5 years.